I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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