i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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