dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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