What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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