But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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