Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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