Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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