she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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