A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.