Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.