is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops