Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.