Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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