all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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