so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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