Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You were trust falling into bushes
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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