Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
