Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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