Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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