can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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