Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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