once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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