ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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