Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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