i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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