She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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