she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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