the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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