Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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