And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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