Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
smell my finger.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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