Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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