He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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