I bet he comes in French.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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