He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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