i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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