wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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