Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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