I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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