Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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