he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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