White coat. Heels.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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