? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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