How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize