Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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