Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
smell my finger.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
