FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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