I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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