Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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