the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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