on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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