Its about making memories worth repressing
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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