I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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