why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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