apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Randomize
