Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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