My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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