I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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