The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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